I went to the dentist this morning and walked out with a root canal. As I'm writing this, my bottom lip feels fat, my left cheek is completely numb, and I can't feel my tongue. 

And also, I'm...

My religion taught me to follow the prophet because he knew the way.

So, I did.

They said I simply had to believe in the principles of the gospel and I would have peace.

So, I believed.

But peace...